Writing Credits

 

Monologues for Show-Offs: 

co-authored with Donna Daley  

Advice

You know how I feel. I told you three months ago to drop kick his butt. Girl, you knew he wasn’t free. Separated ain’t divorced. Separated just means he can’t have his cake and change the frosting whenever he wants. Well... Read more in the Samples section

Notorious Magazine: 

"What Women Mean When They Say -- What Men Mean When They Say"  

WOMEN SAY:  It's not money that matters; I just want you to be happy.  MEN SAY: Your eyes are the first thing I noticed.... Read more

Harper's Bazaar

"Advice from Mommie Dearest, For Mothers Day, tips on beauty, self-esteem, and parenting from Joan Crawford, the biggest mother of them all."

Throw out your copy of Our Bodies, Ourselves.  Everything you need to know about life is contained in a little, long-out-of-print book entitled Joan Crawford: My Way of Life.... Read More

 

Harper's Bazaar:

"Star Interrupted"

Here’s my deal. I grew up on Long Island in a white middle-class community where Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is a regional dish....Read More

 

 

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